b. If absence makes the heart grow fonder, then by the time I finally meet my future husband I'm destined to be quite fond of him.
c. Going to college groups to try to meet people after moving back home after graduation can be terribly odd. You throw yourself into the middle of a group of people who've known each other and gone to the same church since middle school and start discussing the 5th chapter of Ephesians. But you don't really want to discuss Ephesians. You don't really want to discuss anything deep. You just want to make new friends and Ephesians isn't exactly ideal friendship-starting material.
d. Escaping on a mini vacation of sorts would be nice.
e. Writing articles about liposuction and tummy tucks really makes you feel like a terrible person. It's like I should be considered guilty of littering.
b. when i started reading that, i thought it was gonna be about me
ReplyDeletec. bahaha. but so so true.